Total Medals Earned: 62 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,015 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/95 points)
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 career points
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (70/365 points)
Survive a shipwreck
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Meet the bear
Visit Gisbee
Ride a narwhal
Complete the path of the Narwhal
Complete the path of the Spirit
Complete the path of the Wizard
Complete every path
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Destroy all the objects in a house.
Gather all the Circuits needed for the Death Ray.
Gather all the Coil needed for the Death Ray.
Gather all the Metal needed for the Death Ray.
Gather all the Wood needed for the Death Ray.
Beat the game!
Beat the game without getting hit!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/15 (10/400 points)
Clear the first 5 waves
Watch the Ending
Watch the Intro
Check out the Credits page!
Clear Wave 15
Kill 100 Regulars
Clear Wave 16
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 8
Kill 50 Agiles
Kill 25 Brutes
Clear Wave 14
Clear Wave 18
Clear Wave 20
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (35/405 points)
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete 6th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 10th mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete first five missions
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)
Medals Earned: 12/22 (125/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Give Dave some sand.
Give George some wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Find ruby.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game